Your least favorite people · 6 picks · Updated
You know the one. The break room smells like a fishing pier by 12:03, and somehow they're always “just heating it up quick.” This list is for the office Secret Santa, the white elephant swap or a desk drop-off with a cheery note. Every pick is genuinely useful. The subtext is a free bonus.
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Their own personal food warmer. At their own desk. Far, far away from the shared microwave.
Real-life use: Plugs in at the desk and warms leftovers slowly, so lunch is hot when the meeting ends.
Check price on AmazonIt won't stop the smell, but at least the microwave ceiling gets a fighting chance.
Real-life use: Pops over any bowl to stop splatters; collapses flat into a drawer.
Check price on AmazonAn odor eliminator, gifted with a smile and zero further comment.
Real-life use: Kitchens, cars, gym bags and, yes, the break room around 12:15.
Check price on AmazonA gorgeous bento box, for packing literally any other lunch.
Real-life use: Stackable compartments for salads, noodles and snacks that don't announce themselves.
Check price on AmazonA cookbook that explains flavor. Chapter one could be called “Other Proteins.”
Real-life use: Learn why food tastes good, then cook better lunches all week.
Check price on AmazonThe peace offering that makes the whole bundle look like a nice, normal gift.
Real-life use: Shareable truffles for the team, or a solo 3 p.m. pick-me-up.
Check price on AmazonPairs well with
Personal warmer, splatter cover and odor control. Deliver with a smile.
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