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Gifts for Your Frenemy (Smile for the Photo)

You hug at every party. You both know. A frenemy gift has to be flawless: nicer than what they got you, beautiful enough for their feed and loaded with just enough subtext to keep things interesting. Every pick here is genuinely lovely. That's the whole point.

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Marble bar counter with two champagne coupes, a rose and wrapped gift boxes
AI illustration (Higgsfield), styled for inspiration. Not the exact products.

The picks

No. 01Amazon

"Bless Your Heart" Coffee Mug

Two words, infinite meanings. They'll know which one you meant.

Real-life use: A big coffee mug with a Southern-charm punchline.

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No. 02Amazon

Godinger Dublin Crystal Champagne Coupes (Set of 4)

For toasting “us.” Elegantly. With clenched teeth.

Real-life use: Champagne, cocktails or dessert at the next party you're both pretending to enjoy.

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No. 03Amazon

Slip Pure Silk Pillowcase (Queen)

Silk, gorgeous and very much a flex.

Real-life use: A luxe pillowcase that's gentle on hair overnight.

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No. 04Amazon

Kendra Scott Courtney Paperclip Necklace

So pretty they'll have to wear it. And think of you every time.

Real-life use: Everyday jewelry for work, brunch and photos.

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No. 05Amazon

GODONLIF Flower Candle Warmer Lamp with Timer

A candle warmer: elegant, useful and a subtle reminder that you're the one with taste.

Real-life use: Melts candles from the top for a clean, flame-free glow.

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No. 06Amazon

Exploding Kittens Card Game (Original Edition)

A game about strategically blowing up your friends. Purely a coincidence.

Real-life use: Fast, funny rounds for game night.

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No. 07Amazon

Lindt LINDOR Deluxe Assorted Truffles Gift Box

Sweet. On the surface.

Real-life use: Truffles for the party, or their 9 p.m. self-care.

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Pairs Well With: Ready-Made Bundles

Pairs well with

Sweet on the Surface

A mug, a toast and a box of chocolates. Smile.

  1. Amazon"Bless Your Heart" Coffee Mug
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  2. AmazonGodinger Dublin Crystal Champagne Coupes (Set of 4)
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  3. AmazonLindt LINDOR Deluxe Assorted Truffles Gift Box
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Pairs well with

Outclass Them, Gracefully

So lovely they'll have to say thank you. Twice.

  1. AmazonSlip Pure Silk Pillowcase (Queen)
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  2. AmazonKendra Scott Courtney Paperclip Necklace
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  3. AmazonGODONLIF Flower Candle Warmer Lamp with Timer
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More gift guides (for people you actually like)

The Ex You're Somehow Still Buying ForKind, useful and mildly self-improving. Draw conclusions.The Person Who Has Everything and Likes NothingUpgrades and experiences for impossible-to-please people.Gifts for HerPretty things she'll actually use: layered gold, a tumbler she'll carry everywhere, and sm…Jewish AmericanMenorahs, gelt and latke gear for all eight nights.Least Favorite PeoplePassive-aggressive, weirdly useful gifts for people you can't stand.
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